GUESS WHO!

Oh ok hi :-)….. where to start well introductions , my name is Norm ah no not Norman or Normy just Norm, i know what you are thinking, it’s a great name right!

You’ll never guess what i do for a living, I’ll describe myself and see if you can guess,

I’m 37 years old, receding salt n pepper hair, brown eyes, I ware thick black rimmed glasses, I’ll ware either a grey suit with white shirt or a navy blue suit with , you gets it a white shirt, always a good sturdy pair of brown leather shoes. I’m 5’5” tall and could loose a pound or two, but couldn’t that be said about most of us.

Well has that helped, have you guessed yet? I’ll give you a moment

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Ok times up, ah you didn’t get it, I’m a ..Bio geneticist for TRANSCORP. In-fact I’m their lead biologist Dr Norm B Jackson… that’s right I’m the guy that was on telly last week and I’m on the cover of Science Monthly for December.

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But of course none of that truly matters to you now does it! You wont be able to tell anybody, that when you came home today I was here in your flat waiting for you….. of course they call us mad scientists and sometimes they are right, other times its just that we see everything differently.

Now just before i get started, and i don’t mind saying I am looking forward to this, I must tell you my other name……

I’m Mr J T Ripper

That’s right I’m JACK……… NICE TO MEETYA!

Fin