Its in the jeans

They say we are the sum of our parents, not in my case however my parents were quite normal Dad a taxi driver and mother was a librarian. So you see the difference lies in me and my makeup stems from my great grandparents or something like that… my name is John Sawyer, my surname my give you a clue as to my great grandfather yes the gunslinger and adventurer Tom Sawyer and from him I gained great hunting and survival skills and I’m a natural with any firearm a dab hand and hand to hand combat too, Now my grandmother was non other than the ill fated and beautiful Mina Harker, I’m named after her late husband.

Ah I see you wondering what I gained from my great grandmother well let me put it this way, by day I’m the greatest hunter that lives but by night I excel being part vampire. I have enhanced speed strength and scenes and yes I do get the cravings, this means I don’t need to feed like you I survive another way…… for the most part I feed on death row inmates or other fabulous people like that, well mostly anyway…

I can tell your blood is good and well pumped by the way…

Just saying!