Unexpected .1

It had been a great night for me, Saturday party at Dave’s house. We are talking Girls in various states of undress, Boose by the barrel or shot and killer music. I’ll admit I drank my fair share and danced with at least two hotties. The party actually went without a hitch and as with tradition the “piece pipe” went round, I was one of the last to leave, high and happy around 2am. It was a clear and quite warm night with the 2 forward 3 back sway march in full swing. And yet I only got as far as the park (about half way) when it hit me, I mean it actually hit me, lightning on a clear night, I mean what are the odds? I woke up at about 3pm butt naked and face down in my back garden, I still have no memory of getting home or more importantly what had happened to my clothes..

I pulled myself to my feet, strangely I felt good actually I felt amazing, anyway I went to my room pulled on a T-shirt and some blue jeans (not my clothes from the party) and sat in the lounge for a moment in silence, that was boaring! So I thought to turn on the TV, it came on…. The remote was /at least two foot away on the arm of the chair…What the!

I thought about changing channel, it changed! This was freaky I thought a nice cold can of coke would go down well right now, one appeared in my hand. Now being the level headed citizen I proceeded to think of a beautiful Red-head with green eyes and tight clothes, she appeared , it actually freaked me out so I wished her back to wherever she’d come from…… I have powers this was so flipping cool..

What else could I do?